Wednesday, 15 February 2006

This isn't just anyone period

This is finest Marks and Spencers menstration, made from the gloopiest, gooiest belly churning hormones blended with fuck knows what, carefully cultivated for a month before delivery.


Ooooh.


A bar of chocolate, some Nurofen and 6 cups of tea later, I'm still gooey. But without the seasickness!

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