We went to Cosmopolitan and it was loads of fun. Although some women said I looked liked Tita Von Deese which I think was the booze talking, but apparently I have alabaster skin. I don't know what that means. Again I think the booze. The drag show was funny and I think Ria and I have a new thing to do when we go out. Ant wasn't so sure. But we met a man who took a shine to him hahah. Apparently I was pole dancing in the club upstairs and also got into a cage?! Hmmm. Even more wierder, Ria said I wasn't that bad on said pole.
I'm really tired and feel a bit sick still. My dinner tasted wierd and I had an Oreo which was foul. Bah. I am really not used to drinking.
Edited to remove gayness
Allow me to introduce myself
- Alex
- Well she's all you'd ever want, she's the kind they'd like to flaunt and take to dinner. Well she always knows her place. She's got style, she's got grace, She's a winner. She's a Lady. Whoa whoa whoa, She's a Lady. None of this is true about me. I am a British gal who has recently uplifted and moved to the US to be with her lovely husband. Between the two of us we have racked up some lovely tattoos and a daughter called Adelaide. She is okay, I guess.
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