San Francisco - a summary

Whoops... I should have updated this sooner!

My holiday was awesome, the highlights or memorable moments were, in no particular order and include a few days in London:

• Being recognised in London at some nightclub with my brother by someone from Jersey (no idea who that was but hello I think)
• Oh so tired staying up all night, then a bit of a drama before I had even left Heathrow for the first time... and getting my bag into left luggage
• Kitty talking in his sleep and then trying to spoon me
• Roy the cab driver on the way to Paddington
• Olie's squat - URGH
• The random man on the plane next to me in his face mask... who asked if I was on my way "back to Oz" and woke me up in the middle of the flight saying I had to share the arm rest, when I wasn't actually touching it, and the irony because he took it the whole way
• Being given a glass of champagne from the nice steward
• Getting in the longest crappest queue at SFO customs
• SF rain
• The little monster being able to talk a whole bunch more, and having amazing alphabet skills and me trying to teach him French, German, Yiddish ("your dad is a mensch!") and Russian
• SECRET LOVERSSSSSSSSSS THATS WHAT WE AREEEE
• Word to yaw mutha!
• HOLY DIVER!
• Dancing bananas at Oakland airport
• Spider Murphy's: dancing diamonds, new friends, pork pies and scotch eggs
• Clamato
• geeking out and geekery
• Being drunk: "LITERALLY" "A MILLIMETRE" not going out and staying up later than expected being trolls and buffoons!
• Rockband and DDR
• Rain
• Dancing off the mat because 1. I am rubbish and 2. my feet are too big
• Being beaten by Jack on DDR
• Rain
• Momma G and Karen making me blush a lot
• Stu's DAGGER TATTOO
• Teaching Chad new English: "bumming"
• Showers
• Being gay and such like, kisses and hand holding
• Spaceballs
• Getting a whole 4 seat aisle to myself and being an utter cunt taking the lot and falling asleep on it for 7/8 hours
• HUG LIFE TATTOO
• Shir-cle
• em oh oh enn moon
• Golden Gate Bridge and other rather scary bridges
• MC Chris
• "Ohnooe!"
• Puerto Rican food
• lie-ins
• Boudin's and a bread coma shortly after
• "THATS ONE BIG BITCH!
• Ummm.... DO NOT TOUCH THOSE TOWELS
• 21st Amendment and meeting DNSF
• Myspace stalking
• Rain
• Teeth marks/bruises
• CUM FIGHT!!!
• Ikea goodness
• Fleur dressed like a babooshka on the train
• Bodeans x2
• Being tired
• Frith Street and meeting and getting a tattoo by Chad Koeplinger
• Waiting 2 hours for a tattoo appointment
• being the king and queen of facial expressions
• Talking crap and talking travelling with Chad
• Having my luggage lost
• SFO, like most international airports being the most boring place ever
• "3 fingers" of Crown Royale whisky in GOBLETS = very drunk
• spending too much money (ie more than I actually have)

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