bollocks

I ruined the cake. In an attempt to still make a good cake out of the one half I didn't overfill and undercook, I was going to salvage bits of it. I was going to cover the base in jam and butter icing, as you would anyways, but build up a little mountain and then with my dinosaur cuttings cut out some little monsters muwhahah and put them on the cake. Well, it went wrong because I made the icing with marg and not icing sugar and I didn't realise because it was too late. And it isn't edible either. Also the first cake I made has gone soggy so I haven't touched it. And I broke the H of my JOSHUA candles. (They spell out his name you see)

He's out at the pub at the moment with his work friends. Just as well really because SOME BIRTHDAY I can give him. Bah.