An update again...

See, look I am here. Typing and stuff. I thought this is a bit of a crappy travel blog type thing so far, so as a treat, I am going to cross reference some various emails/posts I have made elsewhere for you! Aren't I nice?

Marrakech, 26th January 2007

oka first off, ecuse the typing. i am using q complicqted qrabic keyboard
marrq*kesh is OKAY?
not sure i i ike it bit ofa culture shck qnd it smells qnd my frenc is bqsic qnd i qm qfrqid to tqlk, giny qnd me met q cool bunchof frenchies, one is qn author,
our riad is lovely
weather is rain but we go ride camels tomorrow
cant chec my emqil as i forgot my passwords and it took me twenty mins to decipher the AT sign on the fucking arabic keyboard, it is shift alt something something, i keep wanna touch typing but i cant cos its qll in wrong place1111
the tanneries was horrid, me an g got shouted at for not buying things qnd this mqn said e had dirty feet but if ur streets are coverde in mud and shit ts not my fault111
we get a lot of attention and the younger men shout little britiain quotes at us or ARE YOU SCOUSER or SOUND AS A POUND! they like gordon ramsey and hells kitchen
i stupidly told our riad that me an ginn would sing to them so we will sing wonderboy as they dont know it and i can mess it up
so far it is cold and i am still ill, bit of a culture shock to say least and the food is weird but i like it okayish so far; animalls treated like shit and lots of leather and sheep heads:
i am not sure11
saw mosques and lots of prayers ALLLQHHHHHHHH ACKKKKBAAAAR five ti,es a day
lots of reflective talk with ginny, as we cqn pretend to be deep and meaningful hahahahha
wow this reqds drunk but i swear i am not, its this kkeyboard11111

Drunk, 25th February 2007

nope... still belted

I am not even trying to be sober anymore. Becuase, If we are being hnest, this is m preffered bullshit list,, you are special. this is the list for wben I aent to taslk about cunts in my friends lists I cant talkabout usually ut man I am piss. so fucking pissed. I am talking to my wife Virgina, and she is backing me uip, that, if you have a penis (you know who you are) YOU ARE DICKHEADS> YES YOU YOU QUIFFY OLD BASTARDS!!!!

Birthday, mid March 2007

New York, 13th April 2007

I don't recall anything about last night, after 10pm. We went to Mehanata but I couldn't tell you anything about it. Everything I tell you now is second hand information. The beer went out of date 2005 and the vodka was neat, no mixer. I tried to pay to get in with the schrapnel in my cupcake purse. I ran away and fell over lots. I belted the boys. I'm sorry boys. I really pulled Hank's hair. I flashed my tattoos a lot. I fell down some more. I apparently got in a mock fight with some eastern european bloke over my water, then when the boys turned round again we were kissing. I had to be carried home a couple of blocks, then stripped off badly and got into bed (badly as in I didn't actually take anything off) then got up again about 2pm and pissed all over the floor in Seb's cubicle wardrobe!! Whoops. Don't worry I cleared that up this morning. I was hoping that they were winding me up but no. I've never been that drunk that I wee'd and scared strangers. I told a lot of people to FUCK OFF! FUCK OFF! People got offended. Eugune was DJ'ing but I didn't even get to say hello because I was so so so drunk. But apparently it was good and lots of dancing was had by all. Not by me, who couldn't stand. I flashed the tattoos some more.

Guernsey, 24th June 2007

Highlights and things worth mentioning...
Jonny being a SPICE SMOKING LOOSER (or words to that effect)
Egg and bacon rolls
the roof the roof the roof is on fire
jet trike!
nikki and I heckling everyone and anyone
nikki falling asleep...
Jonny being a two man tent
staying up all night and dancing like a spastic on friday night
nikki getting a second wind
checking for pulses
dying saturday night...
fireworks RIGHT NEXT TO OUR TENT
BBQ wars
EARWIGS!!!!!!!! (not really a highlight)
"lezzing it up" for lee
getting chatted up with bikers old enough to be our dads/grandads
mullets
winning Best Female Large Tattoo in the competition
amazing weather
Neil being Neil (ice cream, make up.... the usual antics...!)
... apart from when he tried to come in my tent this morning and I went fucking mental and tried to beat him up, as bed as my constricted sleeping bag would allow...
Em and Jonny's spice faces
tents not built for hurricanes
being jamie's new mum (nikki and I)
watching the beer tent collapse and the pole fall on everyone and not being able to do anything about it, even though we were all staring right at it

London, 5th August 2007

Non stop adventures. My brothers squat is awesome. That picture I posted before hand was not where he lives... that is the show house in the toilet factory, which is in the main warehouse (which itself is huge and 2 stories high) ... in front of that is the main house officey bit, where he lives with a load of Japanese people (including his wife Mai and their kitten Eno) and some Eastern European blokes upstairs. All really sound people. Well organised as well... with their home made awesome shower and electric rewiring skills. Oh and that house in the warehouse, its a three storey thing, and someone climbed to the top of the warehouse and hung some ropes and made a huge swing! Olie and his wife and the other people living there jump from the first storey window of the house and swing out across the warehouse! Nutters!

An relax. That will do for now!